"1:all fungi are edible.
2: some fungi are only edible once"
Terry Pratchett (via bableman)
"it's hard to beat someone who won't give up."
So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.
this is still my favourite thing on the internet
I still love this
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
IT SHOCKS NO ONE THAT AN ISLAND COSTS LESS THAN A COLLEGE EDUCATION IN AMERICA
It cost less than most houses too